Dropping Eaves

S. Morgan Friedman & Michael Malice run two sister sites called Overheard in New York and Overheard in the Office. Basically its a collection of overheard conversations from all of the place which people send in.

Woman #1: Ah, look at those beautiful puppies.
Woman #2: Puppies are bullshit.

Tween chick #1: So when we went to Canada, we had deer.
Tween chick #2: Really? Doesn't it have a special name too?
Tween chick #1: Yeah. Verizon, like the phones.

Woman #1: I got my grandmother the hugest card for Mother's Day. She likes things that are really big.
Man: See, and they always told me that size doesn't matter.
Woman #1: It really doesn't matter what it says; she doesn't understand English, anyway.
Woman #2: Do you think giving her the big card makes her understand it better the same way people think that talking louder to people who can't speak English make them understand you?

Dumb teen: Hey, look at this! It says "Train for jobs in beeyotch."
Smarter teen: Fool! That word is biotech. Why you gotta be ignorant all your life?

- Overheard in New York
- Overheard in The Office

[Via. Boing Boing]